Should you have ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are amazingly simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally horrid-seeming (or occasionally equally enticing alternatives to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the world believes you did it?”
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. After they pick what they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious situations, it’s their turn to produce a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to pick what they believe to be the finest of two horrendous scenarios.
The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little bit of imagination. But it’s only as entertaining as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and occasionally X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, here are some toughest would you rather questions from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The finest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather develop pounds or be prohibited from the internet for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable child photo of you be the issue of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “enjoy” a two-year-old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or treat a rare form of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with porn?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the previous year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the capability to vote in elections or the ability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the ability to discover why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the ability to see real phantoms?
Would you rather lose every one of the photographs you have taken on your own smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you have?
Would you rather gain buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead:
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise on the job or retain your smartphone and also the same salary?
Would you rather have the last five photographs on your own camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photo you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to pick the man who becomes the next President of the United States or the man who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather be made to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your capability to give a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the ability to utilize GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the capability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather have the ability to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be made to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a really slow internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but just have the ability to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather be made to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your own iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the net control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every photo on your own cellphone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?
Would you rather have the ability to teleport each single time you fart or cure any wound by yelling at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never manage to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s net history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every girl?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi contending against their points?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate by means of a string of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or confront your greatest fear?
Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, equipment, and lifestyle or ending crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?